The State of Xiao-Jing is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.828 billion Xiao-Jingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Xiao-Jingian economy, worth 673 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,964 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,144 per year while the poor average 3,570, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and Xiao-Jing has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Xiao-Jing's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xiao-Jing is ranked 258,665^th in the world and 6^th in South China Sea for Safest, scoring 13.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.