The Potato Kuggel of Minas Tyrrith is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Brother Cadphael with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, devout population of 12.21 billion Dunedains are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunedan City. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Minas Tyrrithian economy, worth 474 trillion Dukats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,865 Dukats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minas Tyrrithian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Minas Tyrrith's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Minas Tyrrith is ranked 41,926^th in the world and 30^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 719.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.