The Republic of Season 3 NationStates Card is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 9.599 billion Season 3 NationStates Cardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Season 3 NationStates Cardian economy, worth 95.5 trillion weweffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,952 weweffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Season 3 NationStates Card's national animal is the wefwef.

Season 3 NationStates Card is ranked 281,152^nd in the world and 1^st in Season 3 Cards for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,643.26 Standard Monetary Units.