The Gootraxian defenders of New order of Equus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Muku Feizao with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.631 billion Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goopy wasteland. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,471 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New order of Equus's national animal is the Gootraxian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Harmonism.

New order of Equus is ranked 268,159^th in the world and 112^th in Furry Hangout for Safest, scoring 8.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.