The Proletarian Republic of Bruhssians is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Isaac with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.072 billion Bruhssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bruhssian economy, worth 490 trillion Barter Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,530 Barter Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhssians's national animal is the Bruhssian Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socialist Christianity.

Bruhssians is ranked 3,873^rd in the world and 2^nd in Bresima for Most Patriotic, with 82.62 flags saluted per person per day.