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Largest Retail Industry: 13,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,809th
The Second Göktürk Khaganate of
Father Knows Best State
Will and Power.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kazakborat

Population7.567 billion

CapitalTariv
LeaderKhagan Börat Yütürk II
FaithYellowism

CurrencyRyn
AnimalCrimson Eagle

The Second Göktürk Khaganate of Kazakborat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Khagan Börat Yütürk II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.567 billion Kazaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tariv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The thriving Kazak economy, worth 513 trillion Ryns a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,796 Ryns, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, the first half of cabinet meetings include Khagan Börat Yütürk II complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Kazakborat has found 1 easter egg), and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakborat's national animal is the Crimson Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Kazakborat is ranked 142,358th in the world and 69th in Barbaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.66 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 13,811thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,809th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kazakborat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, the first half of cabinet meetings include Khagan Börat Yütürk II complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Kazakborat has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Kazakborat changed its national leader to "Khagan Börat Yütürk II" and its nation type to "Second Göktürk Khaganate".
  • : Kazakborat's influence in Barbaria rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Kazakborat changed its national demonym adjective to "Kazak".
  • : Kazakborat's influence in Barbaria fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Kazakborat's influence in Barbaria rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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