The Dictatorship of Bcllandia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.593 billion Bcllandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardosolandia. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bcllandian economy, worth 157 trillion Limas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,976 Limas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bcllandia's national animal is the Papagaio Verde Bclândes.

Bcllandia is ranked 28,883^rd in the world and 1,787^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 39.31 flags saluted per person per day.