Population | 6.86 billion |
Capital | the whiteboard up front |
Leader | Freddy and Francine and Jojo |
Faith | anarcho-Marxist-objectivist-centrism |
Currency | lunch coupon |
Animal | blue ox |
The Independent Lecture Hall of Classroom 3-B is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Freddy and Francine and Jojo with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.86 billion 3-Bers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the whiteboard up front. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.
The 3-Bnese economy, worth 370 trillion lunch coupons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 54,033 lunch coupons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Freddy and Francine and Jojo can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the nation leads Baizou Jima in per capita stalking, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and anarcho-Marxist-objectivist-centrism has been named as Classroom 3-B's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Classroom 3-B's national animal is the blue ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is anarcho-Marxist-objectivist-centrism.
Classroom 3-B is ranked 268,139th in the world and 10th in Baizou Jima for Nicest Citizens, with 0.63 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Classroom 3-B's influence in Baizou Jima fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Classroom 3-B was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.