The Federal Republic of Acanaba is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 100 million Acanabans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Acanaban economy, worth 2.32 trillion Ceffas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,225 Ceffas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acanaba's national animal is the Fox.

Acanaba is ranked 86,374^th in the world and 21^st in Aurora for Most Patriotic, with 16.65 flags saluted per person per day.