The Kingdom of Holy Loliland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lolicon taichou with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.622 billion Lolicons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loli city. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion lolicoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,286 lolicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Train stations can be 'armful places, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, Lolicons incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Loliland's national animal is the lolisaurs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhism-Yatoism.

Holy Loliland is ranked 6,931^st in the world and 3^rd in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 99,280.32 Standard Monetary Units.