The Holy Socialist Republic of Striagro Uspil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gian Matteo Papavero with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 6.094 billion Italiani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Italian economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,409 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, military training in Striagro Uspil emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Striagro Uspil's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Striagro Uspil is ranked 13,437^th in the world and 226^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,322.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.