The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.769 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,932 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,789 armandalegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean, all beauty contests have been banned, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 667^th in the world and 9^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,052.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.