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IC: The Eastern Advance

Prior to the first advance from the West, the secret leader has assembled his resources to push the great offense against the Tsarists - those loyal to the Tsar and the present regime. After his broadcast around the globe, he reveals his identity to his followers, and the world. In a promotional video, depicting the socialists' march, standing before a makeshift podium, with the Kazaki socialist banner, and a few guards.

"I will no longer hide in the shadows, and so those viewing will witness my ascension." the silhouette fades into a standing man, tan in complexion, with a thick, jet-black chevron mustache. "Yes, it is I...Mr. Minski!" he praises as he salutes to the audience.

Mr. Minski pulls out a picture of the Kaiser of the Hyperborean Empire of Vostag. It has a drawn in toothbrush mustache, thick eyebrows, a top hat, and a lollipop. "I let my child draw on this picture, and now I burn it. HA!" the mad man flicks his lighter, and smolders the odd picture. "I sent him fan mail one time, and he never responded, he broke my heart!" he begins to solemnly moan.

"Anyways...He's trying to topple the Peoples' will, brainwashing his citizens, and peoples abroad. They censor, oppress, and repress true equality, the message of socialism, and the tranquility of those who spend their hours making the fat cats money while they sit on their arses, eating while its people starve. The Kaiser makes socialism look bad, but really it is all for perspective. I plead to Hyperboreans, and everyone abroad to not listen to him, and instead listen to yourself and your instincts, tell me what is right! Join me, join the revolutions!"

"After receiving funds from 'donators', I can now liberate the People, and then so on!"

Mr. Minski posts a picture of him burning an effigy of the Kaiser, using the #EvilEmperor trend on his instagram account.

Meanwhile, five brigades of the new Kazaki Peoples' Front, are inbound, Eastward.