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*Fancy spaceman arrives in small craft

привет я пришел с миром!

*Adjusts auto-translator

Ahum, hello, I come in peace!

I hail from The Planet X, and I have received intel that this location has lovey penthouse suite. I hear we can view “the brightest stars”, and be it that we are cosmic voyagers, this is great prospect for us.

*digs through coin-purse

What is cost?