Then I shall propose to Charon regarding us attaching a cable to his boat that will tow a small plywood raft. The trainees shall hang out for dear life. To entice the deal further for Charon... I shall offer 1/4 of the souls attached to this raft.
Failing that, Worm-senpai and I shall expand the course taught at our totally legit school - a swimming course that teaches all candidates how to swim across the River Styx. Surviving candidates will be granted admission to our Ivy League school.
The plans are now perfect.