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Thanks for the embassy!
Have a pineapple: 🍍

Ixilland, Bunkaiia, Kuerhyedeenistan, and Renway

Hello! I'm from the Enadian Union.

Renway wrote:Sorry about that :/

N’sea, pasa. ‘To n’é’l’pior
Don’t be, it happens. This isn’t the worst.

Hunetia wrote:Hello! I'm from the Enadian Union.

Iltine wrote:Thanks for the embassy!
Have a pineapple: 🍍

D’verdat, tem q’olar as načes das reǧes d’q’amito embajhás
Homes, I gotta start looking at the nations in the regions from where I accept embassy requests

Renway, Hunetia, and Iltine

Gudneđ
Goodnight

Kuerhyedeenistan wrote:Varna state Here you go, you're free to use any of these if you want. If you have other ideas I'll try them as well. :)
For Varna state. Feel free to use or ignore at your own discretion. :)


Current flag of Varna city with star of David and Romani spoked wheel.


Stripes from current flag of Varna with flame symbol of Romani people. I'm thinking maybe the flame symbol would more easily be accepted as a national symbol and not just the symbol of one of the ethnicities of the state? Also, I don't think the spoked wheel was in use until the 70ies IRL. Don't know if Israel is a thing in your timeline or if Varna is the "solution" proposed instead - but as long as it's not portrayed as an exclusively Jewish state the star of David might be problematic. I'm guessing the flame is to accentuate the travelling aspect of Romani culture (camp fires), which Jewish diaspora culture to a degree (used to) share. It could also be used to symbolise Varna as a final resting place for all persecuted people of Europe. (Can you tell this is my favourite proposal? XD )


I'll have one with everything, pls. XD


... XD


Nice little tricolor to finish off. Blue from Varna city flag and common color in Jewish symbolism. Green from Romani flag, red from flame symbol. Incidentally a reversed version of an early proposal for a Romani flag, with a darker blue. (Disclaimer: I haven't checked if this tricolor is actually in use somewhere (though I don't think it is)). This flag is in use by the city of Cajibio in Colombia, though if you like it this shouldn't stop you imo.

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Woah thanks dude

Kowani wrote:um lao, no colombia
one place, in colombia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajibio,_Cauca

Ehhh, me and that one place in Columbia can share XD

Kowani, Lower alterac, and Kuerhyedeenistan

Varna state wrote:Woah thanks dude

You're welcome, glad you liked it! :D

Varna state wrote:Ehhh, me and that one place in Columbia can share XD

That was just the tricolor at the bottom, the two-stripes and flame should be perfectly copyright issue safe! :)

Varna state

What else do you think I could add to me language factbook?:

Language

by Varna state

Our language, Free Varnean, is an interesting mix of Yiddish, Greek, Bulgarian, and Romanian, with a very slight though if you are a professional linguist detectable influence from Hindi.

English = Hi
Free Varnean = Ganei

English = Hello
Free Varnean = Heinas

English = How are you?
Free Varnean = Vyak mechsti?

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Varna state wrote:What else do you think I could add to me language factbook?:

Language

by Varna state

Our language, Free Varnean, is an interesting mix of Yiddish, Greek, Bulgarian, and Romanian, with a very slight though if you are a professional linguist detectable influence from Hindi.

English = Hi
Free Varnean = Ganei

English = Hello
Free Varnean = Heinas

English = How are you?
Free Varnean = Vyak mechsti?

Read factbook

Some ideas:

Aurun Language


The language of Auruna is obviously Aurun (kila auruni), spoken by the majority of the population in Auruna. It is a Uralic language in the Finnic branch mixed in with a bit of Slavic and Germanic. It modifies and inflects nouns, adjectives, pronouns, numerals, and verbs, depending on their roles in the sentence.

Due to the similarities, other Uralic languages (Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, etc.) can understand Aurun but with some varying degrees of difficulty.

It has a shared morphology (albeit modified slightly due to the Germanic and some Slavic influences) and vocabulary with the other Uralic languages.

There are two kinds of main varieties of Aurun: Standard Aurun (nukanne auruni) and Formal Aurun (koikanne auruni). Standard Aurun is mainly used in the usual everyday life in personal communication, at home or workplace. While Formal Aurun is used in formal situations like political speeches and newscasts, and most of literary works.



Alphabet

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

Ä

Ë

Ö

Ü

Ÿ

a

b

c

d

e

f

g

h

i

j

k

l

m

n

o

p

q

r

s

t

u

v

w

x

y

z

ä

ë

ö

ü

˙


Simple Starter Words
Hello - Zdrastzi / Zdravo / Zdravo'(k/g)a (Formal)
Hello / Hi / Hey - Hei / Hej
Goodbye - Heinna / Innaien / Ein / Inna / Hei Hei
Please - Ienne
Sorry - Zividä / Aanta
Thanks/Thank You - Adni / Kiitan
Yes - Ya
No - Nie
Is - On
Are - Onne
For - Vär
Of - Zie
And - On / Unta / Unt / Je
The - On
Do - Tej

Pronouns
I / Me / My - Ya
Mine - Ya onna / Mina
You - Tu
Yours - Tunne
Our / Ours - Menna (inclusive) / L˙v˙ (exclusive)
We / Us - Mennä (inclusive) / L˙va (exclusive)
He / Him - En / Ennä
She / Her - Än / Ennä
It - Es
They - Nej
Their - Nejä
Them - Nimä
This - Etä
These - Enetä
Those - Etaana
That - Siednä
There - Siejä

Reflexive

Pronoun + -kuu

Examples:
Themselves - Nimäkuu
Ourselves - Mennekuu
Yourself - Tunnekuu
Myself - Yannakuu
Himself/ Herself - Ennäkuu
Itself - Esnäkuu

People
Person - Ihma
Man - Masa
Woman - Naka
Boy - Pojka
Girl - Tüttö
Child - Läppä
Baby - Läppämi

Interrogative
What - Mitä / Menä
Which - Ekkä
Who - Oku
Whose - Okken
Where - Mistä
Why / How - Kaku
When - Kuuin
Whether / Whatsoever - Kis

Yes-no questions
Interrogative particle kau at the end of the sentence.

Example:
Do you want food? - Tu tej halla on essa kau?

Food
Food - Essa
Eat - Esta
Eat food - Esta esseni
Hungry - Estainne
Hunger - Estainnan
Cook - Kokka
Coffee - Kävhä
Bread - Brod
Cake - Keika
Cookie / Pastry / Biscuit - Kypa
Sugar - Zökker
Salt - Sola
Pepper - Pipanne
Fish - Kala
Sauce - Kastan
Water - Vesä
Beer - Olen
Vodka - Vod
Ice - Eis / Jau
Meat - Liha
Pork - Svanha
Beef - Lënnäha
Chicken - Häänha

Fruits
Fruit - Frükka
Apple - Ömmä
Orange - Oranje
Banana - Banan
Grapes - Viinnankassi
Strawberry - Maaisakkas
Pineapple - Ananas
Melon - Melonii
Watermelon - Vesänmelonii

Animals
Animal - Änä
Cat - Kasa
Dog - Kuki / Kuka
Bird - Lind
Pig - Svanu
Cow - Lënnä
Chicken - Hääne
Wolf - Mika / Vukko
Fox - Kina
Rabbit - Häkä
Lion - Löve
Tiger - Tiker
Eagle - Avi / Auri
Falcon / Hawk - Hauka
Bear - Arkku

Baby Animals
Animal + -mi
The -mi comes from mimi meaning small

Example:
Kitten - Kasami
Puppy - Kukimi / Kukami
Chick - Lindemi / Häänemi

Nature
Land - Maana / Enna
Island - Saa / Ennami
Forest - Messa
Tree - Poi
Plant - Kiena
Grass - Rova
Snow - Lumi / Lapi
Rain - Vesätuo
Lake - Javi
River - Jükki
Sea - Meraa
Ocean - Särimera
Sky - Hima
Cloud - Piva

Colours
White - Vellaa
Black - M˙stai
Grey - S˙rai
Red - Kräsnaa
Blue - S˙nnaa
Green - Virnaa
Yellow - Keilnaa
Orange - Orannaa
Violet - Violaunaa
Pink - Rozannaa

Shade of Colour
Suffix -aa for light and normal colours and suffix -ai for dark colours.
-aa comes from the word kaa (light)
-ai comes from the word tai (dark)

Example:
Dark red - Kräsnai
Light grey - S˙raa

Tertiary Colours
Follows the connecting -n- rule.
Primary colour + -n- + secondary colour

Example:
Blue-violet - S˙nnanviolaunaa
Red-orange - Kräsnanorannaa
Yellow-green - Keilnanvirnaa

Time and Date
Day - Paivu / Täg
Night - Yönnä / Näkt
Morning - Amta
Noon - Kesä
Afternoon - Kesänpaivu
Evening - Även
Week - Vik
Month - Kö
Year - Jörä

Examples of Time:
Tö amta - 2 am / two in the morning (lit. Two morning)
Tö on tö amta - 2:02 am (lit. Two and two morning)

Days of the week
Monday - Maantäg
Tuesday - Töntäg
Wednesday - Valantäg
Thursday - Tärstäg
Friday - Verjentäg
Saturday - Salentäg
Sunday - Suunnantäg

Months
January - Tamakö
February - Halenkö
March - Maalankö
April - Orelkkö
May - Mäikö
June - Valankö
July - Juhenkö
August - Akkoskö
September - Setankö
October - Aktenkö
November - Sännekö
December - Ollenkö



Compound Words
When combining two words together (example: food names), there should always be an -n- in between the two words if the first word ends with a vowel. Although in some cases, the n is not needed when connecting or combining two words.

Examples:
First word ends with a vowel
Kävhänkeika - Coffee cake

First word doesn't end with a vowel
Zökkerbrod - Sweet bread

First word ends with a vowel but no connecting 'n'
Keikakö - Cake month



Sentence Structure and Syntax
Aurun has a much freer word order but revolves around the main subject word. It may change meanings depending on the inflection of the words. Almost all words are inflected according to their roles in the sentence: verbs, nouns, pronouns, numerals, adjectives, and some particles. The original suffixes may disappear leaving the modification of the root. The usual neutral order is subject-verb-object.

Examples:
I ate the food.

Ya estan essena.
Essena yanna estaa.
Estena yanna essen.
Esta essen yani.

Changing the word order changes the emphasis slightly but not the fundamental meaning of the sentence.

In questions, the meaning of the question may change depending on which word is emphasized using the suffixes -kona / könä (for nouns) and -n / -en / -nen / -ne (for verbs and rarely, pronouns).

Examples:
On kalakoi esse? - Did the fish eat?
Tu essena kala? - Did you eat the fish?
Tunne essen kala? - Did the fish eat you?

When words are emphasized, they are usually the primary subject but if there are multiple words emphasized, the primary subject is usually the first or last word in a sentence. While the word order changed, the meaning of the sentence is the same. Although this is rarely used in modern Standard Aurun.

Examples:
Kukaa essena kala. - The dog ate the fish.
Kala essena kukaa. - The fish was eaten by the dog.


Grammar

Noun Cases
Aurun has 17 noun cases. Like the other languages in the Uralic family, Aurun makes extensive use of cases.

Case

Suffix

English prep.

Example

Translation

Grammatical

Nominative

-

-

Auvo on s˙rai

The car is grey

Genitive

-n
-en
-nen

-(-'s)

Auvon pör˙

The car's wheel

Accusative

-ni

-(object, whole)

Kjuka auvoni

Clean the car

Partitive

-(j)a
-(j)ä

-(object, part/incomplete)

Ya kjukan auvoja

I am cleaning the car

Locative (internal)

Inessive

-si

in

En on auvosi

He is in the car

Elative

-sin

from (inside)

Situ auvosin

Get out of the car

Illative

-san
-sän

into

Ya sitan auvosan

I'm going (in)to the car

Locative (internal)

Adessive

-li

at, on

En on auvoli

He is on the car

Ablative

-lis

from

En k˙lä auvolis

He is walking from the car

Allative

-lin

to

En k˙lä auvolin

He is walking to the car

Other

Exessive

-mat
-mät

from (a state)

En tenhänä tailan auvomat

He made the house from a car

Essive

-na
-nä

as

En kä˙nän auvo tailana

He is using the car as a house

Translative

-(na)ksa
-(nä)ksa

(turn) into

En varun es auvoksa

He is turning it into a car

Terminative

-(n)ima
-(n)imä

up to / until
as long / far as

En kä˙nän auvo hümmenimä

He is using the car until tomorrow

Instructive

-kii

with, using

En meri siejä auvokii

He went there using the car

Abessive

-kiin

without

En meri siejä auvokiin

He went there without the car

Comitative

-ke

together (with)

En meri siejä esüttäke

He went there with a friend

Plurals
The suffix -t/-et/-net is used for plurals at the end of the word after the case.
The -t is used for words that end with "e" or "i", including cases.
The -et is used for words that end with a consonant.
The -net is used for words that end with a vowel or double vowels.

Examples:
"Tanks"
Panssariinet (singular: panssarii)

"With friends"
Esüttäket (singular: esüttäke)

"Maps"
Kartanet (singular: karta)

"From the cars"
Auvoliset (singular: auvolis)

"Clean the cars"
Kjuka auvonit (singular: auvoni)


Aurun Orthography and Phonology
Aurun is written with the Latin alphabet with a few additional characters (ä, ë, ö, ü, ˙). Some characters (f, g, q, w, x) are used for loanwords of Slavic or Germanic origin. Aurun orthography follows the phoneme principle where each letter stands for one sound and each sound is always represented by the same letter, within the bounds of a single morpheme. This allows for easy spelling, reading, and writing acquisition. Certain loanwords may be modified to follow Aurun orthography.

There are a few oddities here, examples are:
Ya (yes) and ya (me / I)
Ya (yes) is pronounced as ['ja] and spelled as ja in some dialects.
Ya (me / I) is pronounced as ['i:a] and it's usually replaced by either (a shortened form of minä) or y ['i:].

IPA

Example

Pronunciation / English Approximation

CONSONANTS

b

brod

bread

d

dana

dog

f

faula

far

g

göt

gone

h

hana

hope

j

jörä

yes

k

keika

count

k:

vukko

bookkeeping

l

lumi

like

l:

ollenkö

taillight

m

meraa

mall

m:

kamma

roommate

n

nej

night

n:

enna

unnatural

ŋ

ng

sing

p

poi

pan

p:

lappi

upper

r

röva

rolled r, Finnish rauta / Spanish perro

s

sola

sound

s:

messa

dissatisfied

ʃ

shoklat

shine

t

tö

time

t:

tattu

attack

v

vukko

vine

ʋ

vuikau

between v and w

z

zividä

zoom

ʔ

zdravo'ga

pause in uh-oh

VOWELS

ɑ

essa

father, but short

ɑ:

estaa

father

æ

täg

cat

æ:

kukaa
hääne

mad

e

messa

tell

e:

lënna

pay (GA), mate

i

kis

see, but short / sit

i:

nie
kypa
miina

see

o

olen

off

o:

kokka

more

øː:

tö

like bird, German schön

u

kuka

goo, but shorter

u:

suunantäg

goo

y

senn˙
süü

like cute, French une

y:

üka

like few, German über

STRESS

'

hima ['hima]

Normally placed on the first syllable.

'

kävhänkeika ['kævhæn'kei̯ka]

Two syllables in compound words.

.

Auruna ['au̯.runa]
meraa ['me.ra:]

Secondary stress on middle r syllable.

Vowel Harmony
Just like in other Finnic languages, vowel harmony can be found in the Aurun language albeit in a different system and format. Similar to Finnish, the Aurun language have the three classes of vowels - front, neutral, and back. Neutral vowels can be found with either front or back vowels in a word but front and back vowels cannot be found with each other in a word. The only words that violate vowel harmony are loan words, names, and certain words that are not of Aurun or Finnic origin.

Front

Neutral

Back

ä

e

a

ö

ë

o

˙

i

u

ü

y

Note: ü is a neutral vowel in Aurun.

From vowel harmony it follows that the initial syllable of each single (non-compound) word controls the frontness or backness of the entire word. A back vowel causes all non-initial syllables to be realized with back (or neutral) vowels, and a front vowel causes all non-initial syllables to be realized with front (or neutral) vowels. Neutral vowels usually acts like a front vowel but doesn't control the frontness or backness of the word, unless it is followed by either a front or back vowel in the next syllable.

Examples:
Kävhä - Front vowels → Kävhänä
Hääne - Front and neutral vowels → Häänenä
Keika - Neutral and back vowels → Keikana
Hauka - Back vowels → Haukana

Vowel Harmony in other Dialects
The southern dialects (Sudennakuna) doesn't usually feature vowel harmony and in the northern dialects (Nörjänennakuna) heavily features vowel harmony.

Slang words are not subject to vowel harmony.

In Compound Words
Since vowel harmony can only be found in non-compound words, each root word in a compound word follows vowel harmony not the entire compound word.

Examples:
Kävhänkeika - Compound made up of kävhä and keika, both have vowel harmony.
Särimera - Compound made up of säri and meraa, both still have vowel harmony.

Words that take the end bits off another word and used as a suffix are still considered a compound.
Kräsnaa - The word is still a compound, -aa is taken from kaa.
M˙stai - Is also a compound, -ai is taken from tai.
Nimäkuu - Also a compound, -kuu is taken from kokuu.

Double Vowels
Double vowels usually indicate a longer sound like aa = [a:] but not in the case for the letter ü. Double front vowels formerly indicate a shortened sound but switched to avoid confusion. The üü remained but rarely used as it can be replaced with ˙.



Example of Beginner Phrases:
Zdravo, ya Daniil - Hello, I'm Daniil
Kaku on tu? - How are you?
Oku on tu? - Who are you?
Menä tunen nimi? - What is your name?
Ya hevä, adni - I'm good, thanks
Hevänamta - Good morning
Hevänpaivu - Good day
Hevänyönnä - Good night
Hevänkesänpaivu - Good afternoon
Hevänäven - Good evening
Hej, hevänpaivu, kaku on tu? - Hello, good day, how are you?
Ya oisi küt üka keika, ienne. - I would like one cake, please.
Tu oisi küt (jok)kävhä kau? - Would you like some coffee?



Optional: Fun Aurun Words
Küj - Idiot
Vittu / Vitta
Helvetta
Kurva
Paska
Kurad
Kürki
Kiilakuva



Longest Word
Auruna does not have a "longest word" due to its agglutinating nature. It is always possible to construct a longer one with enough creativity.

Examples:
Ikenekullukvälähimanartillerigrupen - self-propelled anti-air artillery group



Mutual Intelligibility
"A living fish swims underwater."

Aurun: Elävi kala üli äleninvesä.
Finnish: Elävä kala ui veden alla.
Estonian: Elav kala ujub vee all.
Hungarian: Eleven hal úszik a víz alatt.
High Kuyonnen (Hökkenkuyo): Aljivi kala üli üntervatten.
Standard Kuyonnen (Vanlagenkuyo): E aljivin fisk simman üntervatten.
Tälevani: Eilää kala ül älävesä.
Kurinna: Elä kala üta änä vetta.



Aurun in Japan
[This section will probably be in another factbook]
As a result of trade with the Japanese in certain regions, Aurun has been used and modified by the Japanese in those regions especially in Miyazaki and Kōchi.

Miyazaki Aurun (Miyazakina | Formerly, Hyūga Aurun or Hyuugakina) is Aurun in Miyazaki which is majority Aurun due to the trading between the Auruns and Japanese there for a long amount of time.

Kōchi Aurun (Kochikina| Formerly, Tosa Aurun or Tosakina) is Aurun in Kōchi which is majority Japanese but there are still a lot of Aurun that was adopted here. The Auruns didn't have a lot of time in Kōchi as they have in Miyazaki.

Simple explanation for both: Miyazakina and Kochikina are Japanese Aurun.

Both Miyazakina and Kochikina can be written in the Latin alphabet and the Japanese hiragana.

Examples:
"I"
Aurun: Ya
Hökkenkuyo: Ik
Tälevani: Ya
Kurinna: Ya
Miyazakina: Aya | あや
Kochikinna: Akaya | あかや

"Month"
Aurun: Kö
Hökkenkuyo: Kö
Tälevani: Kö
Kurinna: Ko
Miyazakina: Kou | かう
Kochikinna: Kou | かう

"Fish"
Aurun: Kala
Hökkenkuyo: Kala
Tälevani: Kala
Kurinna: Kala
Miyazakina: Akara | あから
Kochikina: Sakara | さから

"Fox"
Aurun: Kina
Hökkenkuyo: Kinna
Tälevani: Kina
Kurinna: Kana
Miyazakina: Kikuna | きくな
Kochikina: Kitsuna | きつな

"Kitten"
Aurun: Kasami
Hökkenkuyo: Katterå
Tälevani: Kasami
Kurinna: Kattani
Miyazakina: Kasami | かさみ
Kochikina: Miineko | みいねこ

Both Miyazakina and Kochikina use the Aurun interrogative particle kau (かつ) at the end of the sentence for questions not only yes-no questions like in Aurun. It is similar to the Japanese sentence-final particle ka (か) in function.

To be updated

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Feel free to use as inspiration.

Kuerhyedeenistan, Renway, and Varna state

Kowani wrote:N’sea, pasa. ‘To n’é’l’pior
Don’t be, it happens. This isn’t the worst.

D’verdat, tem q’olar as načes das reǧes d’q’amito embajhás
Homes, I gotta start looking at the nations in the regions from where I accept embassy requests

Cool new flag.

Now with a map :)

Basics

by Varna state

We were a country formed after WWII for the minorities of Europe. Our country is made up mostly of Romani and Ashkenazi people, at the end of WWII many countries encouraged these people to move to Varna state, and some countries even deported people to Varna state.

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Varna state wrote:Now with a map :)

Basics

by Varna state

We were a country formed after WWII for the minorities of Europe. Our country is made up mostly of Romani and Ashkenazi people, at the end of WWII many countries encouraged these people to move to Varna state, and some countries even deported people to Varna state.

Read factbook

I like it!

Varna state

Varna state wrote:What else do you think I could add to me language factbook?:

Language

by Varna state

Our language, Free Varnean, is an interesting mix of Yiddish, Greek, Bulgarian, and Romanian, with a very slight though if you are a professional linguist detectable influence from Hindi.

English = Hi
Free Varnean = Ganei

English = Hello
Free Varnean = Heinas

English = How are you?
Free Varnean = Vyak mechsti?

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‘Trúctura grámatica, guia d’pronunciač
Grammatical structure, pronunciation guide

Acrua wrote:Cool new flag.

Merįi, gosta’s
Thank you, I’m proud of it

Renway and Varna state

Trynna get on the discord rn

Varna state wrote:Trynna get on the discord rn

liu dá
role given

Renway and Varna state

Kowani wrote:liu dá
role given

Thanks

Nations of COCL, which do you prefer, coke or pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi

Varna state

Renway wrote:Nations of COCL, which do you prefer, coke or pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi

My father worked for Pepsi. I got to see them make it from scratch. I have not ingested any softdrink or fast food since I was 17 (15 years ago) because of it.

Kowani, Lower alterac, Renway, and Varna state

Renway wrote:Nations of COCL, which do you prefer, coke or pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi

I don’t like or drink either of them but if I had to Coke %100

Renway wrote:Nations of COCL, which do you prefer, coke or pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi

If there is no coffee available I guess I'm going to have to settle for a coke.

Renway wrote:Nations of COCL, which do you prefer, coke or pepsi?

I personally prefer Pepsi

Whatever is more readily available.

ūea pla Nevik
(This place is inactive)

Renway wrote:ūea pla Nevik
(This place is inactive)

Cerai husokhāle toi? / Why would you say that?

Bunkaiia wrote:Cerai husokhāle toi? / Why would you say that?

Compared to my old region, Europe, it is

Old paintings with captions

by Nooooooooooooooo


"Let's see... I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with extra onions."

"...And I'm putting vending machines in the cafeteria!"

"You don't have to make your signature that big, John."

"Okay, so I point at the paper, and that's it?"

"Which of you three put their enlisting name as Indie Pendance?"

"Listen Betsy, it's great, but I was thinking of something more like yellow-green-purple, you know what I'm saying?"

"Those idiots! They thought it was a Nerf fight!"

"Give me plastic straws or give me death!"

"Yeah, he's got a musket ball in his lung, but I think he might be okay."

"Ok class, say thank you to Mr. Henderson!"

"What were we doing again?"

"He's about to sign it all away."

"Watch out for that hole, Samuel."

"Should I wave my hat around like it's a rodeo?"

"You know what, we don't want this hill anymore, you can just take it."

"I might ask you the same question!"

"I left my phone in the car, didn't I?"

"You might want to get some new knickers, Anthony."

"They stole my 5-Hour Energy. Go get 'em."

"You're in the wrong room, good Sir."

"Well, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I've got a mass of quails around me."

"Here go our best naval forces! That's why you always check if there's a gas leak, Stuart!"

"Would you all mind quieting down so I can watch the game?"

"Are you putting my name on the census too, Mom?"

"Can't you see I'm writing?"

"Dear Diary..."

"I knew something was up with this mirror."

"Just act causal, Sebastian."

"You know what, I'm glad Mom signed me up for badminton practice."

"Darn you kids!"

"Frisky, remember what happened to Frankie when he attacked Pete?"

"Well it's just, I really like you, and..."

"Who's the idiot who forgot to turn his ringer off?"

"I swear I didn't do it!"

"Yes Grandpa, we all know you're praying, but we were wondering who would pay the gas bill this month."

"I thank The Lord for taking away Anacletus II so that I can become the next pope."

"Wake up, Philippe. Or maybe you don't want to go to Louisworld today."

"No Charles, it's her fault for not strapping on the handle correctly."

"What? I'm just... tuning my guitar."

"I gotta go to the bathroom, Mr. Ayscough."

"One... two..."

"This'll show them 'seedless watermelon' folks how we do it here."

"Be strong, Jeremy, be strong for mother."
Credit: Baloo Kingdom

"You know what, a subway system would really give this village some more pizzazz."

"I don't care how icy the river is, there's an In-n-Out Burger on the other side."

"Hey, what do you know? Directions to the nightclub."

"Yes, I understand sir, but if you get the monthly warranty now, you won't have to pay as much if the engine fails-- but not that it would, of course."

"Well Gregory, all I'm saying is that I don't really know if he's real."

"I knew this wizardry job was a bad choice..."

(gasps) "It's possible to synthesize excited bromine in an argon matrix!"

"But what if we made it out of Legos?"

"Ok, so now we're gonna learn jousting."

"It was her!"

"Well, it's not easy being a John Kerry lookalike."

"Sheesh, there goes James the Magician again, with his disappearing trick..."

"Oh God, I don't look like that, do I?"

"Marie, do you mind?"

"Hmmm, so now that I have my portrait made, there's 999,999 things I haven't done."

"I just can't believe it! I bet all my life savings on Ohio State!"

"Could you pass the beef jelly?"

"I really don't care about the games, I'm only watching it so I can learn everything about the latest Toyotathon."

"Do you like it? I call it 'The Streets of Austin After Losing to Abilene Christian'."

"God Warren, you really suck at painting."

(Whistling) "Nothing to see here..."

"I'm gone for 5 minutes to make a phone call and I come back to see this!?!?"

"Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just way too bad at this to exaggerate my image."

"No, Christopher, that's a legal move. It's called en passant."

"Hey James, were you the one who invited the guy over there painting us?"

"I'm such an idiot for believing there really was a toga party."

"Good. Now that we're seiging, could you fetch me some coffee?"

"Hmm, what rhymes with 'celery'?"

"Okay, how about I give you 50 bucks if you climb up that tower?"

"Do you are me to swim across?"

"You know Mary, you could help out once in a while."

"Hey Martha, I had an extra flash drive so I decided that I'd give it to you."

"Ok, I'm sorry I brought up the election at Thanksgiving!"

"Vladdy was snubbed!"

"This is the biggest and best yard sale yet! Come on down to 535 Moore Avenue..."

"You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy? Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out in front of this little hut?"

"This is the recipe for my Shepherd's Pie I make each Christmas. Make sure to keep it safe."

"First we take Switzerland, and then God Himself!"

"Alright Sir Bond, are you ready to tell us everything yet?"

"I promise I'll be back soon, Jeremy. The DMV called and they've got my personalized license plates for the buggy!"

"Napoleon, we need to do something about this height difference."

"Oh come on, I just woke up, Jeff!"

"Napoleon, we need to do something about this height difference."

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Renway and Varna state

Renway wrote:Compared to my old region, Europe, it is

‘O tem ma’q’mil načes (mil cien noveč)
That has more than a thousand nations (one thousand one hundred ninety)

Lower alterac, Bunkaiia, Renway, and Varna state

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