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Viking Europe World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Viking Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Viking Europe is ranked 862nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Red Dwarf of Ace_ RimmerNew York Times Democracy“Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast”
2.The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400Iron Fist Consumerists“Might makes right”
3.The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans TrampolineIron Fist Consumerists“You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!”
4.The Republic of EprathusutiFather Knows Best State“Live great, die better”
5.The Kingdom of GilmoresInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace and Justice”
6.The First Level of PastariaMoralistic Democracy“Level 1”
7.The Einherjers of Draconis NightcrawlisPsychotic Dictatorship“Leve Vikingeaanden”