Viking Europe World Census
The Fattest Citizens in Viking Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Viking Europe is ranked 862nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast” | |
2. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might makes right” | |
3. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!” | |
4. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “Live great, die better” | |
5. | ![]() | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
6. | ![]() | Moralistic Democracy | “Level 1” | |
7. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” |