Viking Europe World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Viking Europe is ranked 862^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Red Dwarf of Ace_ Rimmer	New York Times Democracy	“Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast”
2.	The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Might makes right”
3.	The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!”
4.	The Republic of Eprathusuti	Father Knows Best State	“Live great, die better”
5.	The Kingdom of Gilmores	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
6.	The First Level of Pastaria	Moralistic Democracy	“Level 1”
7.	The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Leve Vikingeaanden”