The Fattest Citizens in Viking Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Holy Red Dwarf of Ace_ Rimmer | 3,833rd | 30.52 | ||
2. | The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | 4,343rd | 28.37 | ||
3. | The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline | 4,838th | 26.55 | ||
4. | The Republic of Eprathusuti | 5,733rd | 24.01 | ||
5. | The Free Land of A Traveling Circus | 53,821st | 13.6 | ||
6. | The Kingdom of Gilmores | 177,690th | 9.67 |