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The Fattest Citizens in Viking Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Viking Europe is ranked 514^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Red Dwarf of Ace_ Rimmer	New York Times Democracy	“Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast”
2.	The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Might makes right”
3.	The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!”
4.	The Republic of Eprathusuti	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Live great, die better”