The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 7. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 9. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State | “Progress before safety.” | |
| 10. |  The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No it is not” |
