The Lowest Crime Rates in Top Hat Kingdom
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mantodea of Praying Mantis | Left-Leaning College State | “Not just any bug” | |
| 2. |  The Spectral Enigma of Ghost Train | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Forgotten by time” | |
| 3. |  The Pop Kingdom of Michael-Jackson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A star can never die” | |
| 4. |  The Literally Me of Danny Boy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Swing music, Jazz. Phooey!” | |
| 5. |  The Prankster of Danny Rebus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I can turn any sentence into a rebus” | |
| 6. |  The Forgotten Imperfect of The Wink | Left-Leaning College State | “Do you believe in magic?” | |
| 7. |  The Chaotic Neutral Power of Anyway I started blasting | Civil Rights Lovefest | “But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces” | |
| 8. |  The Wind of Destruction of -Monsoon- | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Memes the DNA of the soul” | |
| 9. |  The Undead Ska Band of Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You're dead right mate” | |
| 10. |  The Eternal Sorrow of Sad Penguin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “......” |
