The Smartest Citizens in The Western Colonies
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Long Gravida | Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Honor And Glory As Long As we Stand” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXI | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 3. |  The Militant Technocracy of Fel Tirynthas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Silence After the Storm” | |
| 4. |  The Girl of the Month of Northern Swallowtails | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kim Jiwoo” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Seltast Dywublisse | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
