The Smartest Citizens in The Western Colonies
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Western Colonies is ranked 18,279th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Long Gravida | 37,875th | 45.43 | ||
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXI | 160,032nd | 26.8 | ||
| 3. |  The Militant Technocracy of Fel Tirynthas | 190,721st | 23.99 | ||
| 4. |  The Girl of the Month of Northern Swallowtails | 206,029th | 22.86 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Seltast Dywublisse | 282,087th | 1.19 | ||
