The Most Devout in The Watchtower
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 12,507th in the world for Most Devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of Delirium | Father Knows Best State | “Our Gods Awake in Thunderous Roars” | |
| 2. |  The Malignant Narcisism of General Jackson | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Beware the wrath of General Jackson” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Generic Data Collection Prototype | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Super Planetary Expedition Drone | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Distraction of Half the World | Capitalizt | “A shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Mr Flibble | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mr Flibble is very angry” | |
| 7. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | Democratic Socialists | “Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way” | |
| 8. |  The Infinite Pressure of My Favorite Headache | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Forgive Me If I Seem To Be Too Realistic” | |
| 9. |  The Silent Sands of Moorglade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “They move fast, they tell me” | |
| 10. |  The Max Headroom of Paper Blood | Capitalist Paradise | “Keep running for your life” |
