The Rudest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,986th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy | “Make Hong Kong great again” | |
| 4. |  The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy | “Force of Togetherness” | |
| 5. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Anarchy | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
| 6. |  The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil | Anarchy | “literally jesus christ” | |
| 7. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 8. |  The Eternal Gratitude of Land Without Shrimp | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's dance, my love. Let's dance.” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Wallanda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “War and Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |
