The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The North Pacific
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wrestler of -Angel- | Left-Leaning College State | “Write it down and you die!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of -Cia- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 3. | The Republic of -Claudia- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tower of Fantasy” | |
| 4. | The Republic of -Crystal- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “-Obsidian-Dragons-” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of -Darth Vader- | Moralistic Democracy | “I am your father” | |
| 6. | The Republic of -Elena- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of -Hungary | Moralistic Democracy | “There's nothing more important than family.” | |
| 8. | The Republic of -Lapis- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. | The Republic of -Meryl- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. | The Republic of -San Diego- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” |
