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The Fattest Citizens in The Nether

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Nether is ranked 3,181^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Protectorate of Lower Down	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You can always go lower”
2.	The Allied States of TFF Corporal 2	Civil Rights Lovefest	“GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN”
3.	The Republic of Hinamizawa-	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
4.	The People's Republic of East Wallenburg	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Independence or Death!”
5.	The Armed Republic of Isle of the Hidden Warrior	Left-Leaning College State	“Virtute et constantia”
6.	The Republic of Arstotskiano 12	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Arstotskiano Arstoing”