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The Most Corrupt Governments in The Muppet Show

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 2,934^th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Disastrous Inventions of Muppet Dr Bunsen Honeydew	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph.D., Esq., Incomp., C.S.I.C.O.E.”
2.	The Delightful Singing of Muppet Annie Sue	Mother Knows Best State	“I didn't do very much.”
3.	The Irresistible Charms of Muppet Camilla the Chicken	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Cluck”
4.	The Handsome Features of Muppet Link Hogthrob	Iron Fist Consumerists	“How come it always plays dumb music when I talk?”
5.	The Guitar Virtuosity of Muppet Janice	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Fer sure”
6.	The Harmonious Tones of Muppet Doglion	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Two bits”
7.	The Aristocratic Air of Muppet Mildred Huxtetter	Psychotic Dictatorship	“BA, MA, PhD, OBE, and RSVP”
8.	The Unethical Exploitation of Muppet Beaker	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mee-mee-mee”
9.	The Intimidating Presence of Muppet J P Grosse	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Call you? What for?”
10.	The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Dr Teeth	Moralistic Democracy	“Never had a cavity”

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