The Highest Drug Use in The Doctor Who Universe
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, The Doctor Who Universe is ranked 9,582nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Little Queendom of The Pink Dalek | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Seeking, Locating & Exterminating with my Mummy!” | |
| 2. |  The Megalomania of Lord Davros | Anarchy | “EXTERMINATE!” | |
| 3. |  The Terror of Sally Sparrow | Anarchy | “Don't Blink” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Sixth Doctor | Left-wing Utopia | “You were expecting someone else?” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Fourteenth Doctor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I know these teeth” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Fifteenth Doctor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Will someone tell me what the hell is going on here?” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Third Doctor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Bramlandia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Only a Sith deals in absolutes...” | |
| 9. |  The Cosmos of The Whoniverse | Father Knows Best State | “The Doctor Who Universe” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Donna Temple-Noble | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We’ve got a bloody Martian in the shed” |
