The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists | “Poliorket” | |
| 5. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 6. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Orestida | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Makedonski Satrap” | |
| 7. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State | “Progress before safety.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 10. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” |
