The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
5. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
6. | The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
7. | The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
8. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
9. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Ematia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
10. | The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy | “Strong, Proud, Determined” |