The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 3. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 4. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 5. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 6. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
| 8. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 9. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 10. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” |
