The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Rags to Riches” | |
2. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
3. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
4. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
5. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
6. | The Free Land of Oregonian | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Alis Volat Propiis” | |
7. | The United States of Lady-Liberty | Anarchy | “...yearning to breathe free.” | |
8. | The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Death to those who are askin' for it.” | |
9. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia Forever | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom for the peoples” | |
10. | The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Homo homini lupus.” |