The World World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir	Civil Rights Lovefest	“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“How will you act?”
4.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt	“Gargantuan Love God”
5.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
6.	The Free Land of Oregonian	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Alis Volat Propiis”
7.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship	“All is well.”
8.	The United States of Lady-Liberty	Anarchy	“...yearning to breathe free.”
9.	The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Death to those who are askin' for it.”
10.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia Forever	Democratic Socialists	“Freedom for the peoples”