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The Highest Drug Use in Philosophy 115

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Community of Telgan Alpha	Left-wing Utopia	“If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love”
2.	The Tumbling Waves of Sunrise from the Sea	Left-wing Utopia	“Who, being loved, is poor?”
3.	The Swirling Shining Splendor of Red Star of the West	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Better Red than Dead”
4.	The Republic of Philosophical Musings	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“From Many, One”
5.	The Pale Blue Dot of Terra Amore	Anarchy	“#4980”
6.	The Matriarchy of Sevateam	Mother Knows Best State	“Doctor!!!”