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The Most Primitive in Philippines

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Philippines is ranked 15,886^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Barangay of Daniel Fajardo	Tyranny by Majority	“Pro Mundi Beneficio”
2.	The Violet Leprechauns of Garjohnia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Whatever”
3.	The Province of Chumphon	New York Times Democracy	“ประตูภาคใต้ ไหว้เสด็จในกรมฯ ชมไร่กาแฟ แลหาดทรายรี”
4.	The Province of Narathiwat	New York Times Democracy	“นราธิวาส”
5.	The Democratic States of Free Terry	Left-Leaning College State	“A hurtling turtle”
6.	The Colony of Shabby Pigeon	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Geez a crust!”
7.	The City of Banda Aceh	New York Times Democracy	“Saboeh Pakat Tabangun Banda”
8.	The Asian Empire of Yrathy	Democratic Socialists	“Hold your horses!”
9.	The Promise of A Kiss	Anarchy	“Your hand running through the moss...”
10.	The Oppressed Peoples of Paths Out of Dixie	Right-wing Utopia	“Breaking reaction's grip!”

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