The Rudest Citizens in Pax Britannia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trustworthy Corporate Hydra of Velstado | Anarchy | “A gun in every hand, A tank in Every garage” | |
| 2. |  The Endless Kakistocracy of Basementees | Democratic Socialists | “Consume the Eggs!” | |
| 3. |  The German Literature Club of Fantrum | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Maria? Never heard of him!” | |
| 4. |  The Jagiellonian Union of Commonwealth States of Britania | Left-Leaning College State | “Elválaszthatatlan és Oszthatatlan” | |
| 5. |  The Russian Empire of Maplestan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let the Thunder of Victory Rumble!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of France of The Moon States | Father Knows Best State | “Montjoie Saint Denis!” | |
| 7. |  The Mnisotois Popular Republic of Nuovoiork | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “L'etoile du Nord” | |
| 8. |  The Italian Kingdom of Legio de Caesar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Avanti Savoia!” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Great Rumburg | New York Times Democracy | “Anchored in Gold” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of BelhMonte | Moralistic Democracy | “Deus, Pátria Rei” |
