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WA Delegate: The Jagiellonian Union of Commonwealth States of Britania (elected )

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd Largest Black Market: 358th Most Nations: 480th+31
Largest Information Technology Sector: 727th Most Influential: 772nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 880th Most Cultured: 1,008th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,070th Smartest Citizens: 1,077th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,198th Most Avoided: 1,227th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,234th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,240th Highest Average Incomes: 1,242nd Highest Economic Output: 1,272nd Most Subsidized Industry: 1,384th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,428th Largest Governments: 1,479th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,485th Most Inclusive: 1,537th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,541st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,607th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,735th Most Secular: 1,749th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,840th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,872nd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,980th Healthiest Citizens: 2,194th Largest Retail Industry: 2,273rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,279th Rudest Citizens: 2,281st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,416th Most Developed: 2,437th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,524th
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~ W E L C O M E ~ T O ~ P A X ~ B R I T A N N I A ~

Welcome, fellow nations, to Pax Britannia! If role-play (amongst other tomfoolery) is your thing, then this is the place to be! The Sun Never Sets on Pax Britannia!

Regional Motto: Ex Est cinerem, ad astra

LinkMaybe try our regional Discord? LinkOr even play on our regional Steam group?

Endorse our glorious Prince Regent Commonwealth States of Britania! Max endorsements allowed for all other nations is five.

Regional Month/Year: 1957 [Updated 21/2/2021] (2 OOC Weeks = 1 IC Year)

Check out our collection of awesome Polandball comics! Maybe even try and make some yourself!

The Most Ancient and Most Noble Imperial Order of Pax Britannia


Embassies: The Western Isles, British Isles, The Reich, Ultimum Terrae, POLATION, The Erviadus Galaxy, Nova Historiae, The Commonwealth of Crowns, Albion, Eastern Roman Empire, St Abbaddon, The Universal Order of Nations, Australia, British Empire, The Exalted Lands, Independent Order, and 25 others.Elparia, The British Empire, Xenox, The Galactic Imperium, The Alterran Republic, Farkasfalka, Barbaria, Union of Nationalists, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, United States of America, Indian Mars, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Japan, Realm of the Whispering Winds, Despotic Europe, The Allied Republic, The Illuminati, The Monarchy alliance, Iron Front, Greater Middle East, RAMS, The Alliance of Dictators, Ersetum, and Sonowae.

Tags: Anarchist, Anti-Capitalist, Anti-Communist, Anti-Fascist, Capitalist, Casual, Communist, Conservative, Democratic, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, and 19 others.Imperialist, Independent, Industrial, Isolationist, Liberal, Libertarian, Map, Medium, Monarchist, Neutral, Regional Government, Role Player, Serious, Social, Socialist, Steampunk, Theocratic, Totalitarian, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Pax Britannia contains 42 nations, the 480th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Disposable Incomes in Pax Britannia

The World Census calculated the average incomes of citizens after paying tax.

As a region, Pax Britannia is ranked 4,913th in the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Trustworthy Corporate Hydra of VelstadoAnarchy“A gun in every hand, A tank in Every garage”
2.The Jagiellonian Union of Commonwealth States of BritaniaLeft-Leaning College State“Elválaszthatatlan és Oszthatatlan”
3.The High Imperium of LetteronCorporate Police State“Patria Et Victoria”
4.The Gravonist State of Finland of ArrstotzkaFather Knows Best State“Deus Noster, Protectoris Nostri”
5.The Kingdom of The Panem PeninsularPsychotic Dictatorship“We Are Stronger Together”
6.The Ma and Pa Business of Militareis Sans FrontieresCapitalist Paradise“No Just Cause”
7.The Prefecture of NishizumiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“愚公山を移す”
8.The Federal Republic of Neo-SydneyCapitalist Paradise“Mono no Aware”
9.The Theocracy of Saddams IrakCorporate Police State“In God we trust”
10.The Empire of ReikerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gott Mit Alle”

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So after many months of inactivity, I have returned. Amazingly I still am number one for regional influence.

Ancient Free and Accepted Masons wrote:So after many months of inactivity, I have returned. Amazingly I still am number one for regional influence.

Masons is forever

Scotia Flow in Detail (sort of) - Slight Change In Government

Ten years have past and it is time, yet again, for a General Secretary election. Interestingly enough, it has been voted on that Oliver Cottwall will return to his post of Defense Minister and James Bird will become the new General Secretary. We sadly do not have information on any other candidates, so we suspect James Bird was the only one. In terms of changes of Ministers, nothing than the aforementioned switch occurred, as far as we know. The government has been decently competent so the citizens have nothing to complain about (not that they can anyways).

Arrstotzka wrote:Masons is forever

Damn straight!

Antarctic Colonial and Research Expedition?!

Today in a news article the chief of the Patagonian national research institute made an announcement to the public today that he will lead a small research team of 15 scientist and will happily take up to 200 willing volunteers to got to Antarctica to set up a small research and fishing village in hopes to have a permanent settlement on the frozen continent. He also said that he want to prove that humanity can live anywhere with enough determination and the right equipment to do so. They plan on setting out before the end of the month and when or if they are successful im sure people from around the world will visit to be able to see the achievement they made, whether its for just regular tourism or the building of an additional world research institute. We will have to see.

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Party Congress – March 10th, 1955

    The 1955 Party Congress could be summarised in one word “continuity”. Spectators familiar with the inner workings of the CPCK have told us that an agreement seems to have been reached by those at the top to keep the current composition of the Politburo Standing Committee and the Politburo, By preventing any of the three factions (Conservatives, Reformers, and the Moderates) from changing their standing for the time being. Chen Yun as the leader of the moderates will continue as general secretary and State Chairman.

National People’s Congress – March 15th, 1955

    This year’s National People’s Congress was used as a forum to highlight the government’s plans for the next five years. Government ministers and military leaders gave reports on the development of their specific departments. But the highlight of the Congress that meets once a year was the closing speech by State Chairman Chen Yun In which he covered several topics including the economy military and SRCK’s place in the world. We will be playing highlights of that speech for this broadcast.
    The Economy:
    “We should step up our efforts and take more concrete measures in deepening reform and strengthening our self-reliance and the internal economy in the face of Imperialist threats. We should put into action the new development concepts and pursue high-quality growth of our economy. We should build a modern socialist market economy and continue to strengthen our economic might, technological prowess, and comprehensive strength of the nation So that the vigor of the socialist market economy can be fully unleashed.
    Occupied Territories:
    We should safeguard the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the country and achieve unification of the motherland. This is the aspiration of all Chinese people. This is also in the fundamental interests of the Chinese nation.
    Faced with this very important question of our nation and history, any action that aims to separate the country is doomed to fail. Any separatist actions will be met with the condemnation of the people and the punishment of history! The Chinese people have a strong determination, full confidence, and every capability to triumph over all separatist actions. The Chinese people and the Chinese nation have a shared conviction, which not a single inch of our land will be, and can be, ceded from the motherland.
    The SRCK’s place in the world:
    The aspiration of the Chinese people is sincere. and we'll by no means seek development at the expense of other countries’ interests. Our development poses no threats to other countries. We will never seek hegemony and expansionism. Only those who are given to threatening other people will perceive others as a threat.
    Carsonist Party-People relationship:
    The CPCK Is the Supreme leadership of the country. And it's also the fundamental guarantee of achieving the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation. The CPCK holds ultimate leadership over every aspect of our social and political life. All political parties, communities, Ethnicities, classes, and people from all walks of life Should rally closely around the CPCK.

Commonwealth States of Britania wrote:

May 1st 1952,
(See Above) The new flag of the Union

Unification, the Birth of Jagiellonia!
At early dawn this bright Summer morning, the once divided and pale states of the Balkans vanished for the last time, to be born anew as a greater union, a fraternity bound between the common brethren and cultures who have given so much and fought so bravely together in the defence of civilisation itself. From the ancient triumphs over the Ottoman Turks, to the valiant battles fought side by side to the bitter end against the German menace - our union is bound in the ages, a mutual accord of strength, honour and courage.

Jagiellonia, the name chosen for our new union. A word which summons up the noble age of knights, kings and dynasties - shall become a mark of unity between our common peoples, and a return to the rightful integrity of the Eastern lands. Where once our territories were one under the triumphant red and blue banner of Vladislaus some five hundred years ago, today and henceforth for all eternity they shall be one again.

This pivotal moment, in the course of our shared histories, is the culmination of some four years of arduous work and ever growing affinities. The Constanta Agreement of 1950, between Palatine László Bárdossy of Hungary, Manjat Kostaq Kotta of former “Albania”, Vodach Petar Gabrovski of former “Bulgaria”, and Conducator Horia Sima of former “Rumania”, and its declarations therein heralded the beginning of the path to this most hallowed present moment. The referenda which followed, approved by some 87% in Bulgaria, 89% in Rumania, and 79% in Albania, yet further enshrined this path to today’s mutual unity. Few other nations can draw such strength from this common origin, historic legacy, and most of all legitimate will of the peoples and their leaders.

The Jagiellonian Union henceforth heralds a new age of prosperity, strength and stability for our brethren peoples. No longer shall we be “Illyrians”, “Rumanians”, Magyars, “Bulgars” or “Serbs” - but Jagiellonians. Despite our recent provincial differences, a brief blink in time, we are at heart all quintessentially of the same salt, born from the same cradle, and sharing the same homesteads and aspirations.

Today we pay testament to Jagiellonia! The Union which shall see us rise together to ever greater heights. And yet more we salute our glorious King, Matthias III, and his almighty Palatine, Bárdossy, who together shall shepherd our new Union to the sunlit uplands of tomorrow.

April 18th 1957,
(See Above) The new flag of the Federation of the Sahel
(See Above) The new flag of the Sarnate of Assyria

The Winds of Change!
Today, two new nations have been borne from the salt of our united Magyar commonwealth; fellow realms beyond the seas benevolently stewarded by our glorious sovereign, Matthias III. The Federation of the Sahel (drawn from the former-colonial Territories of Soudan, Ubangi, Chad and Dinka), and the Sarnate of Assyria (borne of the Territory of the same name) shall together stand as new and welcome members to our fraternal Jagiellonian brotherhood.

The motives for such waves today are plainly clear, as they have been in the long and arduous months leading up to this moment. Their peoples are at last ready to be carefully handed the mantle of stewardship over their own lands. Their leaders have been carefully trained and groomed for this very moment. And rising Carsonist agitation in the Southern reaches shows now is the time to act and take the wind out of the red menace’s sails. Independence within, is any day far preferable to agitation, insurrection and god forbid revolution without.

His Imperial Majesty, who has spent the past week on a grand imperial tour stretching from the pleasant shores of Tripoli to the deepest deserts of the Sahel, is expected to invite Ephrem Khalil to become the first Kush (Palatine) of the Sahel. Khalil is a loyal former Askari - the crack battalions of native troops who have proven so courageous in face of often insurmountable odds against savage Carsonist and Ratist rebels. He later received extensive civil education at the University of Szeged, and has long been groomed by the Colonial Service for a role in the new state bureaucracy. Later this week, His Majesty will further open the first Federation Diet in the new Sahel capital of Khartoum, where Khalil will be pivotal in the seamless transfer of power.

Meanwhile in Assyria, Soterious tou-Assad has been named as Assur (Palatine) of the new Sarnate. Soterious is a member of the deep-rooted Greco-Arabic Assad family, a noble line which heralds from Alawistan to Damascus. As Assur, Assad is expected to receive His Majesty in Damascus next month when he will continue his sweeping tour of the region.

Each nation is to be constituted as independent Kingdoms within the personal union of the Jagiellonian Sphere. His Imperial Majesty shall thus henceforth arise as King of the Sahel (and hitherto King of Nubia, King of Kanem, Malik of Bornu, and Malik of Kerma), and Sar of Assyria (Malik of Aramea, Battos of Damascus). In these duties, he shall endeavour to do his utmost to serve the peoples of Assyria and the Sahel - his loyal subjects, so much equals to those in Bohemia, Rumania or even Buda.

Hello fellow British peeps.

Can we go colonising some smaller regions?

HiJakeItsMeTheo wrote:Hello fellow British peeps.

Can we go colonising some smaller regions?

We don’t do that here.

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