The Rudest Citizens in Oneid
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Union of States of Oneid1 | Corporate Police State | “War is peace” | |
| 2. |  The Reformed Kingdom of New Marcia | Moralistic Democracy | “The monarchy is back” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Anostas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “War is peace” |
