The Rudest Citizens in Oneid
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Union of States of Oneid1 | 1,945th | 289.36 | ||
| 2. |  The Reformed Kingdom of New Marcia | 184,643rd | 39.92 | ||
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Anostas | 219,881st | 31.12 | ||
