The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Clam on!” | |
| 4. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 5. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 6. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 7. |  The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
| 8. |  The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Loligo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “8 more than you.” | |
| 10. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” |
