The Most Primitive in Nationstates Hospital
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Nationstates Hospital is ranked 13,523rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses | Moralistic Democracy | “We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of My Aunt Sally | Father Knows Best State | “Let's go, Brandon!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of The Kneebar | Moralistic Democracy | “Ye all fight or die....” |
