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Nationstates Hospital RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 358th Largest Populations: 809th Highest Economic Output: 1,208th+4
Most Devout: 1,441st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,496th Largest Mining Sector: 1,891st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,018th
World Factbook Entry

If you're not sick or injured, get to work!

Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Graveyard, The Graveyard, The Cemetery, and Hollow Point.

Tags: Minuscule.

Nationstates Hospital contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Nationstates Hospital

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, Nationstates Hospital is ranked 4,521st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of The KneebarMoralistic Democracy“Ye all fight or die....”
2.The United States of CaramielloCapitalist Paradise“Marry your own kind.”
3.The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered NursesMoralistic Democracy“We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.”

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Nationstates Hospital Regional Message Board

Can't cure her. Do your own dirty work.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Urrggh, urrghhh urgh. UUUURRRG!

(Translation: Greetings friends, we are now part of this region for a short time.)

I hope you don't have the corona virus.

Urrrg, uggggg uuurrrrrrrrgggghhh?!

(*The what?*)

An ns traveler

Just a traveler around ns

An ns traveler

An ns traveler wrote:Just a traveler around ns

So long! Iím going to Halloween

Sending a token of continued friendship:

**delivers a basket of muffins, pastries, jam and butter, and Hershey's kisses**

An ns traveler wrote:So long! Iím going to Halloween

How fitting, since you're now a ghost.

A guy went into the exam room and the nurse asked him to disrobe and put on the gown. He said, "I have a problem and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me."

She said, "I'm a professional; I would never do that."

So he disrobed and she noticed that his penis was one inch long. She burst out laughing, and ran out the door. She composed herself, and came back in saying, "I'm so sorry, that was so unprofessional of me. Now what was your problem?"

He answered, "My penis is swollen."

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