The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nationstates Hospital
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of My Aunt Sally | Father Knows Best State | “Let's go, Brandon!” | |
| 2. |  The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses | Moralistic Democracy | “We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of The Kneebar | Moralistic Democracy | “Ye all fight or die....” |
