The Most Advanced Public Education in Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oil Painted Joy of Saganye | Democratic Socialists | “Ultimately, success comes from being kind to each other” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Vabistan | Left-wing Utopia | “To vab or to not vab. That is the question.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saillske Saire | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Fnaf at feddies” |
