The Most Ignorant Citizens in Medio
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Critters of Creature Comforts | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crushed Again” | |
| 2. |  The Clock of Hickory Dickory Dock | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sing along with Max” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Mediators of Medio | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Reflect on Yourself as well as Others” | |
| 4. |  The Mansion of Motivated Mallard | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Birds of a Feather” | |
| 5. |  The Knightdom of Knitati | Authoritarian Democracy | “The Past is Way too Far Away” | |
| 6. |  The Languid Outline of Legs Eleven | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Full House” | |
| 7. |  The Flat of Alluvial | Authoritarian Democracy | “I Want it All, and I Want It Now!” | |
| 8. |  The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin Finches | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Creationism is a Load of Phoey” | |
| 9. |  The Idolater of Isolated Isomer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Infamy, Infamy - They've got it in for Me!” | |
| 10. |  The Sultanate of Turkish Delights | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Meltis In Your Mouth” |
