Lazarus World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,074^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mmph mmph!”
2.	The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
3.	The Robocracy of Awesomeland	Capitalizt	“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
4.	The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants	Anarchy	“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
5.	The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
6.	The Kleptocratic Dystopia of Ujong Medini	Corporate Police State	“Kindly pay for your right to human rights”
7.	The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse	Right-wing Utopia	“When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.”
8.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Leighty Engineering Co	New York Times Democracy	“Everything or Nothing: There is no Alternative”
9.	The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts	Corporate Police State	“This Is A Terrible Place To Live”
10.	The Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia	Right-wing Utopia	“Strength in Unity”

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