The Fattest Citizens in Lardyland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Redundididia | Corporate Police State | “To work is to work is to work” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Free-Market Paradise | Corporate Bordello | “The markets are free, the things IN them are not.” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion | Authoritarian Democracy | “JOIN THE LARPERs!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Philza | Anarchy | “Thats a nice bird” | |
| 5. |  The Great Hero of MasterSpamChief | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Master Chief of Spam” | |
| 6. |  The Fiefdom of Naejiro Chiwa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I have given thee courtesy enough” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Admoniam Diecornland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Lands to Defend the Innocent | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 9. | The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I eat liberations for breakfast” | |
| 10. | The Commonwealth of Liberal Democratic Socialists | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” |
