The Nudest in Illinois
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Lomarwood | Democratic Socialists | “Motto Is For Other People” | |
| 2. |  The State of Erinouak | Anarchy | “Nation before state” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of The Sadlands | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Kaskaskia | Anarchy | “Liberty shall ring like a bell” | |
| 5. |  The State of Haefner | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From Here to There” | |
| 6. |  The District of Caitlyn | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn | Corporate Bordello | “Number One” | |
| 8. |  The State of Illiniweki | New York Times Democracy | “State bound hope” | |
| 9. |  The State of Hebur | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The State of Wacker High | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Getting Higher” |
