The Nudest in Illinois
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Illinois is ranked 1,470th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Lomarwood | 835th | 1,212.75 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Erinouak | 14,451st | 225 | ||
| 3. |  The Colony of The Sadlands | 46,980th | 208.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Community of Kaskaskia | 83,793rd | 175.5 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Haefner | 92,156th | 168.75 | ||
| 6. |  The District of Caitlyn | 100,278th | 162 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn | 114,205th | 150.75 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Illiniweki | 121,898th | 144 | ||
| 9. |  The State of Hebur | 159,167th | 112.5 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Wacker High | 199,488th | 99 | ||
